Mom eating dinner with her friends. lol
Chief - The Worlds Smallest Dog!
~ * ~ * Shannon, Shawn, Brandon, Ryann and Carson * ~ * ~
Sunday, January 31, 2010
Smile Your on Shannon Camera lol
Mom eating dinner with her friends. lolChief - The Worlds Smallest Dog!
Saturday, January 30, 2010
The Mammogram
The Mammogram
By Julia Napier©
For years and years they told me,
Be careful of your breasts.
Don't ever squeeze or bruise them.
And give them monthly tests.
So I heeded all their warnings,
And protected them by law.
Guarded them very carefully,
And I always wore my bra.
After 30 years of astute care,
My gyno, Dr. Pruitt,
Said I should get a Mammogram.
"O.K." I said, 'let's do it."
"Stand up here real close" she said,
(She got my boob in line),
"And tell me when it hurts," she said,
"Ah yes! Right there, that's fine."
She stepped upon a pedal,
I could not believe my eyes!
A plastic plate came slamming down,
My hooter's in a vise!
My skin was stretched and mangled,
From underneath my chin.
My poor boob was being squashed,
To Swedish Pancake thin.
Excruciating pain I felt,
Within it's vise-like grip.
A prisoner in this vicious thing,
My poor defenseless tit!
"Take a deep breath" she said to me,
Who does she think she's kidding?!?
My chest is mashed in her machine,
And woozy I am getting.
"There, that's good," I heard her say,
(The room was slowly swaying.)
"Now, let's have a go at the other one."
Have mercy, I was praying.
It squeezed me from both up and down,
It squeezed me from both sides.
I'll bet SHE'S never had this done,
To HER tender little hide.
Next time that they make me do this,
I will request a blindfold.
I have no wish to see again,
My knockers getting steam rolled.
If I had no problem when I came in,
I surely have one now.
If there had been a cyst in there,
It would have gone "ker-pow!"
This machine was created by a man,
Of this, I have no doubt.
I'd like to stick his balls in there,
And see how THEY come out!
By Julia Napier©
For years and years they told me,
Be careful of your breasts.
Don't ever squeeze or bruise them.
And give them monthly tests.
So I heeded all their warnings,
And protected them by law.
Guarded them very carefully,
And I always wore my bra.
After 30 years of astute care,
My gyno, Dr. Pruitt,
Said I should get a Mammogram.
"O.K." I said, 'let's do it."
"Stand up here real close" she said,
(She got my boob in line),
"And tell me when it hurts," she said,
"Ah yes! Right there, that's fine."
She stepped upon a pedal,
I could not believe my eyes!
A plastic plate came slamming down,
My hooter's in a vise!
My skin was stretched and mangled,
From underneath my chin.
My poor boob was being squashed,
To Swedish Pancake thin.
Excruciating pain I felt,
Within it's vise-like grip.
A prisoner in this vicious thing,
My poor defenseless tit!
"Take a deep breath" she said to me,
Who does she think she's kidding?!?
My chest is mashed in her machine,
And woozy I am getting.
"There, that's good," I heard her say,
(The room was slowly swaying.)
"Now, let's have a go at the other one."
Have mercy, I was praying.
It squeezed me from both up and down,
It squeezed me from both sides.
I'll bet SHE'S never had this done,
To HER tender little hide.
Next time that they make me do this,
I will request a blindfold.
I have no wish to see again,
My knockers getting steam rolled.
If I had no problem when I came in,
I surely have one now.
If there had been a cyst in there,
It would have gone "ker-pow!"
This machine was created by a man,
Of this, I have no doubt.
I'd like to stick his balls in there,
And see how THEY come out!
Monday, January 25, 2010
Carson - Tulsa Nationals
Carson competed over the weekend in the Tulsa Nationals held in Tulsa. It is the biggest tournament held in Oklahoma. Sorry I don't have any pictures or videos to share from this one because I didn't go. =( However - he did do really well. It started on Friday night and finished up on Saturday. There were almost 50 kids in his division and weight class. He was undefeated Friday night and then Saturday after losing two matches he was still able to rank in the top ten. That's pretty darn good considering some of the kids in his division were a year or two older than him.
Way To Go Carson!!
Monday, January 11, 2010
Pics From Carson's Wrestling Tournament - Coweta Classic 2010
Here is Carson right after he got there and we FINALLY found a seat!
Carson went straight from weighing in to the concession stand. lol Have to make weight first!
My neice, Haley Jo, ready and waiting for her turn.
Carl and Carson looking over the competition on the bracket.
Carl checking out the competition.
My neice, Haley Jo AKA Fred, taking it easy after she was done wrestling.Carson's Wrestling Tournament - Coweta Classic
This is Match One of Four - Carson is in the orange and black.
This is Match Two of Four.
This is Match Three of Four.
Carson lost his fourth match which was for first place so he brought home the second place medal. He did really really good!!
This is Match Two of Four.
This is Match Three of Four.
Carson lost his fourth match which was for first place so he brought home the second place medal. He did really really good!!
Monday, January 4, 2010
Our White Christmas of 2009
This is how much snow and ice we woke up to on Christmas morning!
From here down my pics are a little out of order. lol They uploaded in reverse order. So the pics start with pics taken after presents were open. hee hee
Ryann enjoying a movie on her new portable dvd player that her Papa got her.
Carson knew who this was from without reading the sticker. lol
Ryann opening her very own high heel boots!!
This present said to:Carson but didn't have a from lable. He knew who it was from. lol
Way to Go Uncle Corey!! She LOVES her Justin Bieber cd!!
Bullets EVERYWHERE - need I say more? He loved it!
This is what Santa left for Carson.
This is what Santa left for Ryann.
You have got to love this toothless smile!!!
Ha ha ha! Gotcha! Shawn really thought this gift was a gift card wrapped up in bubble wrap! It was really marshmallows for his marshmallow gun!
Thank You Everyone for all of the Wonderful Gifts!!
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